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TeamhairTahal: Are you posting? ;)
HotfootB5: yes :p
HotfootB5: And I follow standard procedure for controlling another player's character while he's absent.
TeamhairTahal: Which is?
HotfootB5: "Sure, I'll take point!"
TeamhairTahal: *DIES LAUGHING*

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TeamhairTahal: ImperialFeline: It's his call. Blackheart's stock within Ultima is likely to plummet and his word won't mean much.
TeamhairTahal: Tell him that :)
ImperialFeline: Talked to him.
TeamhairTahal: And?
ImperialFeline: You're boned.


On Tev's character in Heroes

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And to add to the funny:
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TeamhairTahal: ............
TeamhairTahal: Will she get a pity-fuck from Blackheart first?
ImperialFeline: Nope.
ImperialFeline: Although she not necessarily buried, but Ultima will be inclined to follow Blackheart's recommendations.
TeamhairTahal: Nit: aw comon, you can at least give her a reach-around for that boning
ImperialFeline: Sorry, my drill sergeant was right. I'm lacking in common courtesy.
TeamhairTahal: I didn't know you were military

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TeamhairTahal: You want to touch the paperwork. Oh dear gods
HotfootB5: Hehe
HotfootB5: Burn it, actually
TeamhairTahal: 0_0
TeamhairTahal: Oh shit.
TeamhairTahal: I forgot about your fireshield!
HotfootB5: Hehehe, exactly
TeamhairTahal: Nit: ....Oh dear gods, they'll go SPARE.
HotfootB5: spare?
TeamhairTahal: British term
TeamhairTahal: Blow a gasket?
HotfootB5: ah, okay
HotfootB5: So if I pull this off, how boned would I be?
TeamhairTahal: NIt: You bone the entire team. No single individual will get it more than Argent, becuase she's already a target
TeamhairTahal: Think, hon... these are people who are psychologically dependant on the Paperwork.
TeamhairTahal: Burn the paperwork, and their little psyches break
TeamhairTahal: And their little psyches are holding BIG DAMN GUNS
TeamhairTahal: Ergo........ Don't burn the paperwork, unless you want two insane paperpushers using experimental weapons on Argent's lovely little tush

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[01:42] HotfootB5: so you say
[01:42] BraidedShinigami: and here I figured my say would have some weight in the game...
[01:42] BraidedShinigami: what the hell was I thinking
[01:43] HotfootB5: haha, that's funny
[01:43] HotfootB5: You thinking you mattered in this game
[01:43] BraidedShinigami: yeah
[01:43] HotfootB5: Hilarious
[01:43] BraidedShinigami: what the hell was I thinking
[01:44] HotfootB5: No clue


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Situation: Three and a half foot gnome next to a twenty foot tall mithral golem.

Question by the gnome's player: "So is it one or more size categories larger than me?"

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Alan: (Reading Charon's post) What? What mission, bitch? We're waiting around and going to get food!
Cam: God damn it getting food is an important mission! We can't jepordize it because you two want to bone each other! We can't be covert if you two are going at it on a tripple pepperoni deep dish! Hell, even worse than getting noticed, that's going to hurt! The grease is going to burn her ass!
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Let it never be said that my players don't get right to the point...

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[17:23] TeamhairTahal: Hi!
[17:23] TeamhairTahal: Can I kill your NPC?

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[18:12] BraidedShinigami: $20 says they never make it to the grocery store....
[18:13] BraidedShinigami: "So on the way to Winn-Dixie I thought we'd stop off at this quaint little bed and breakfast...just a quick tour of it you see...we'll leave as soon as tomorrow morning..."
[18:21] TeamhairTahal: LOLOL!
[18:21] TeamhairTahal: I'll take that bed
[18:21] TeamhairTahal: BET BET BET

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From our discussion of the Transformer game.

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agentfisherSDnet: Well, I figured the team needed a loner so Tev's character could have someone to reach out to.

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Marines: Telling it like it is since the 1800s.

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magithis: Fisher is playing an autobot that transforms into a LAV?
TeamhairTahal: A Stryker MGS
magithis: So... this is proof that the autobots are lousy solders or something?
TeamhairTahal: He swears Cybertronian Tech can make the sucker better
magithis: God would have problems making those POS better.
magithis: And he's all powerful.

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GenHavoc: dare I ask
GenHavoc: ?
TeamhairTahal: No... you daren't
TeamhairTahal: It involved his favorite StarWars figurine and a practice grenade
GenHavoc: As you wish
GenHavoc: ....
GenHavoc: Oh dear
TeamhairTahal: My dad had the NEATEST things in his workshop
TeamhairTahal: I think my brother's still got the scar form the BB I shot him with.
TeamhairTahal: Ricochett, I swear!
GenHavoc: ....
GenHavoc: Is there ANY chance Hornet will be alive long enough to be killed by a DECEPTICON in this game? Or do you intend to experiment on him with shaped charges?
TeamhairTahal: Depends on how badly he ticks me off ;)

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Ahhh.. Hornet's already a lot of fun...

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TeamhairTahal: let me know when you post.. and remember he's 1/5th your size
TeamhairTahal: Hornet, that is
IRWriter86: Yeah.
IRWriter86: Probably doesn't even realize he's there yet.
TeamhairTahal: And the child-like "Please please let me help catch him!"
TeamhairTahal: hehehe
TeamhairTahal: But if you looked down at Crimson, she's right beside Hornet
IRWriter86: Yeah, and he'd be like "Oh, it's some random piece of equipment."
TeamhairTahal: And it talks too

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"I have suffered torments that would shatter your mind and soul, and suffered them for longer than your clan name has existed. What is your excuse for your insanity?"
"He's worked for the government."

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I wonder if they'll kiss and make up?

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ImperialFeline: If you could just cold bloodedly execute people instead of throwing murderous temper tantrums, our relationship wouldn't have any problems.
TeamhairTahal: I was killing him. You told me to 'let him up', remember?
ImperialFeline: You through him blindly into a freeking volcano. That's a guarrantee he'll live. Don't you know the genre?
TeamhairTahal: That was *after* I was going to crush every bone in his body while he drowned... or don't you recall that part?
ImperialFeline: Yeah, and that was fine. Possibly premature, but fine. Excellent technique. Nicely fatal.
TeamhairTahal: So why did you stop me?
TeamhairTahal: So you could 'give him a second chance'?
ImperialFeline: Because he didn't do anything that deserved killing over.

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magithis: Posted Breakout.
Nitram Tahalshia: Your function makes me proud.
magithis: :-D

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TeamhairTahal: *snicker*
You have entered the Family Room. This is a diamondshaped room nearly 20x20. To the south is an open doorway into a hall leading to the Garage, Utility Room, Kitchen, and back entrance of the Dining Room. To the West are two open doorways, both leading into short hallways. The southern hallway passes by the bathroom. To the North is a fireplace that's been converted into part of a large entertainment center. To the East is an open hallway leading to the Kitchen, Breakfast Nook, and a large double glass door to the Patio.
TeamhairTahal: Does D&D montage help?
HotfootB5: I disbelieve, there's no orc guarding a chest
TeamhairTahal: In the room there is a humanoid silvery being slumped in a chair facing two seemingly human young men sprawled on a large cornered couch. There is a wooden table in front of them with various food and drink.
TeamhairTahal: ;)
HotfootB5: hehehe

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[23:22] BraidedShinigami: blah
[23:22] BraidedShinigami: I was gonna post in heroes
[23:22] BraidedShinigami: but I lost inspiration about a quarter of the way through the post
[23:22] BraidedShinigami: that and my eyes are bothering me and I'm slightly drunk
[23:24] BraidedShinigami: and I don't think any of the players wants to be subjected to "And like Legacies shortly ago probed the hologram, the stone elemental began to probe(insert name here). However it was not a gentle probing, a kind probing, or even the sort of soft loving probing that a lover would use that involves lots of KY. It was more like the bend over bitch, you just dropped the soap prison probing by a large black man named Bubba. The stone elemental giggled at (character's name) discomfort."
[23:32] TeamhairTahal: Nit: Oh ... my... god...

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From a sharpshooter cowgirl from Old West named Molly Maye:

"That's cheaper than a whore on Sunday."

"I reckon you got two ways we can do this - my way, or ...well there is only my way."

"She damn near got more excited then Star Jones at an all you can eat buffet line"

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This past Sunday's D&D game, we bluffed our way passed the Behir, connived the way past the Constructs, and slaughtered our way through the priests of Shar, the Thief pipes up to Nitram the DM
"Hey, aren't you supposed to make this hard?"

I've never heard Nitram laugh like that before. It was a very scary maniacal laugh that promises death and destruction.

But it's not hit yet.

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DarekSilver001: ...
DarekSilver001: what is it with you people and fucking trying to kill me
TeamhairTahal: Not you.
Saibot
DarekSilver001: just because I'm out of the way doesn't mean my power goes to you!
DarekSilver001: this isn't Highlander!
TeamhairTahal: We can steal the rings off your corpse
DarekSilver001: you people suck
DarekSilver001: each and every one of you
DarekSilver001: you suck in a better way than the others
DarekSilver001: you swallow
TeamhairTahal: *smooches*

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ImperialFeline: I had to remind you all why you should be afraid of me.
IRWriter86: That doesn't make me afraid, that makes me annoyed.
ImperialFeline: (Yoda voice) But you will be. You will be
IRWriter86: Maybe if I'm in a game you run again...
IRWriter86: Like when you dropped that Werewolf on me... twice.
ImperialFeline: You need to learn to not stay around the scene of the beating.
IRWriter86: I didn't stay around the scene of a beating... just couldn't get out of my house fast enough to avoid werewolfy death.


For the record, I killed the freakin' werewolf by tearing out it's heart.

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TeamhairTahal: If someone can distract the pack leader... hes' gone from 4legs to two, standing over her. Guess what's at her eyelevel.
HotfootB5: ouch
TeamhairTahal: And science has compared a DireWolf's jaws to those of a hyena, which can crunch Elephant Bone.
HotfootB5: ...oh man...that's it, if you are going to describe to me the raw fury with which you are going to rend another being's private parts off, you're listening to that (Portal) song. :P

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The Party archer rolls a 20 ... and then another 20 on the Crit Confirm. Nitram (the GM) sighs and says "Good Job, you put an arrow in his left eyeball. Insta-kill!"

Next round, Archer takes aim at Scylla DarkHope, General of the Zhent army in ShadowDale, who is busy kicking my ass. Another 20 ... followed by a 20 on the Crit. Nitram stares, jaw dropping open, as the players all congratulate the Archer. Finally Nitram speaks "Pick your favorite Vital Organ, any of them, she's dead."

Then he starts muttering about making the next module tougher, because the fight only lasted two and a half rounds.

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BraidedShinigami: I'm waiting for one of your boytoys to save you
TeamhairTahal: Yes, I am waiting for a BoyToy as well
TeamhairTahal: Unfortunately, they keep getting distracted
BraidedShinigami: Hey, they've had a choice to run and save you
BraidedShinigami: there haven't exactly been overwhelming odds here
TeamhairTahal: hehehehe

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