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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:12 am 
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God help us all...

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:33 am 
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Particularly once you give me a dragon!


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:37 am 
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The dragons will be forthcoming, do not fear!

So will the torture. So much torture.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 12:29 pm 
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General Havoc wrote:
The dragons will be forthcoming, do not fear!

So will the torture. So much torture.


Wait, when the hell did you become George R.R. Martin?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 12:57 pm 
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What's so awesome about dragons anyway? The set fire to their bedding, they eat your furniture, they ruin the carpets (and pretty much everything else they spend any amount of time around), and they're even more volatile than the E-D's Warp Core. Frankly I-
I don't think that's quite the sort of dragon he was talking about, Master Bruce. Welcome to Librium Arcana, Master Brekkeh.
Oh. Hi there. The guy in red is Alfred, my butler. A hearty welcome from me, him, and whoever else hangs around the cave these day. Enjoy your stay for as long as it lasts...

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:18 pm 
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General Havoc wrote:
The dragons will be forthcoming, do not fear!

So will the torture. So much torture.


The dragons are coming back?

I miss my dragon. Even if I did seem to be doing my best to get him killed...

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:33 pm 
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Excuse me, if there's to be torture I demand a supervisory role at the minimum.

It is my day job, after all.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:34 pm 
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Batman wrote:
What's so awesome about dragons anyway? The set fire to their bedding, they eat your furniture, they ruin the carpets (and pretty much everything else they spend any amount of time around), and they're even more volatile than the E-D's Warp Core.


That description pretty much sounds like cats.

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I don't think that's quite the sort of dragon he was talking about, Master Bruce. Welcome to Librium Arcana, Master Brekkeh.
Oh. Hi there. The guy in red is Alfred, my butler. A hearty welcome from me, him, and whoever else hangs around the cave these day. Enjoy your stay for as long as it lasts...


Hello! And thanks for the welcome. (Thanks to everyone in the thread for the welcomes; I'm just far too lazy to reply individually, and that seems like post clutter anyway.)


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:56 pm 
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Last I checked cats (other than Lionel) don't eat your furniture and I have yet to meet one that explodes.

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'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:21 pm 
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Joshua, you know damn well I outed the Unions from all Board Activities and Jobs back in the inception prior to the initiation of the Original Triumviate.

And I'm pretty sure I never authorized the reinstatement of their contracts. Pretty sure I kept that power to myself....


So anyway, two new folks - Who the hell let them on my Chantry's front lawn?

(I'm behind the times, I need to spend less and less time in my Horizon Realm....)

Bah...Petro, get the Probulator up and running..B4, start the blood taps...

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 1:54 pm 
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zwinmar wrote:
sup


Sup? Sup? Who asks me to dine with them? I shall sup when I choose, varlet!

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 2:49 pm 
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Methinks the Autobot doth protest too much.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 11:54 pm 
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White Haven wrote:
Methinks the Autobot doth protest too much.


I shall punish you for your insolence!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 2:42 pm 
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General Havoc wrote:
White Haven wrote:
Methinks the Autobot doth protest too much.


I shall punish you for your insolence!
AWWWWWWWWWWWW! TEENYBOT IS BEING CUTE AGAIN!!!
*snags up into a big hug*

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 5:08 pm 
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HORNET IS NOT NAMED TEENYBOT!

... USUALLY.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 5:27 pm 
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General Havoc wrote:
HORNET IS NOT NAMED TEENYBOT!

... USUALLY.


HUGGLEBOT 9000!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 11:33 pm 
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Cynical Cat wrote:
General Havoc wrote:
HORNET IS NOT NAMED TEENYBOT!

... USUALLY.


HUGGLEBOT 9000!


I hate you all so much.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2016 12:31 pm 
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General Havoc wrote:
I hate you all so much.


How do you think we keep this place running? On rainbows and puppies? We've been powering this place off of your hate and rage for years. At this point I'm pretty sure we've got a surplus capable of supplying clean burning rage-fuel for the next century and a half.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2016 8:07 pm 
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Then what the hell happened to all the puppies?

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'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2017 1:33 am 
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Batman wrote:
Then what the hell happened to all the puppies?

Where do you think we keep getting the meat for the free Chinese buffet?

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2017 2:23 am 
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We have a free chinese buffet? Nobody ever tells me anything!

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'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2017 3:04 am 
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zwinmar wrote:
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Hi. Welcome to the board, yes they're always like that.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2017 2:17 pm 
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frigidmagi wrote:
zwinmar wrote:
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Hi. Welcome to the board, yes they're always like that.


Oh don't sit there and pretend you're any better, Frigid! Or shall I start singing the praises of the Army procurement boards?

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2017 5:53 pm 
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General Havoc wrote:
Oh don't sit there and pretend you're any better, Frigid! Or shall I start singing the praises of the Army procurement boards?


Havoc, my dear friend. If you want to start 2017 without your knees, you don't need to engage in lies and silliness. We're friends, you can just ask.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 5:33 pm 
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frigidmagi wrote:
Havoc, my dear friend. If you want to start 2017 without your knees, you don't need to engage in lies and silliness. We're friends, you can just ask.


Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

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