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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 8:35 pm 
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For the record that conversation was discussing the differences in my applying to Blackwater, USA or McDicks. And the reasons why my qualifications make me a great candidate for one job, and a scary one for the other.

Gods could you imagine the end result of THAT interview?
"So yes, don't call us, we...we'll call you if we need you. And please, don't ever come back. You, quite frankly scare the shit out of me. So yes, again, thank you for applying to McDonalds."

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Why exactly are you applying to McDicks?


And Tevar, on both :lol: Nitram can definetly run for president. :lol:

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Oh goodness.....DS, you need to get laid.

But, I have to say, your logic does make sense in a perverted sort of way.

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Mared wrote:
Oh goodness.....DS, you need to get laid.

What's stopping you? :razz:

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The fact we're not dating, she has no interest, and we're currently not in the same state.


and how was that perverted? It was comparison of snackfoods to human genders!

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Dark Silver wrote:
It was comparison of snackfoods to human genders!


It was, however, rather wrong. Nothing on Earth can possibly compare to the female gender; not without heavily incorrect allegory. Perhaps you can compare an average person of the male gender to something... a wild chimpanzee, maybe? I'm not sure.

But nothing compares to the female gender because I have the capacity to say no to a brownie.

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just because you lack the capacity to say no to a brownie but not to a female does not make the comparison invalid, it's a personal flaw of your own.

My comparison and logic is still irrefutable.

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It's perverted because you're thinking of brownies in a sexual context.

And I'm perverted because I then think about said brownies and what I can do with them.

Sheesh.....see what you started?

p.s. two of the three....not bad.

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....you can...eat them?

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oh DS, DS. You think too small....way too small.

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What's wrong with thinking of brownies in a sexual context? The damned beasties have to reproduce somehow.

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'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
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'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
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DS: We are not always drunk, I'll have you know :razz: If you want to see really drunk people, head to Germany, Ja. :wink:

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*B4 hands me a cough drop.*

B4: Here, these are the good ones. They come in different flavors.
Me: Thanks. [pause] Apparently, this one is ass-flavored.
B4: Yeah. The wrapper says strawberries and cream, but its more like suckberries and shit.

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w00t! he licks me he really licks me! *giggles yay enjoys being liked*

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to be fair;

I've gotten messages from you...a total of.....ten times in the past year. Then you message me two days in a row.

I'm also Cajun, not English. Your Monty Python reference fails.

Also, I wasn't complaining, due to the circumstances mentioned above, I reserve the right to be curious without checking the message.

Humorous, this was not.

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I thought it was Funny, DS :)

But Here it is, Xmas Eve, and I'm looking through the Pillaged Village for fun, and find all kinds of things to share.

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I had never heard of a HulderMaiden until I read this short illustrated story by Kaja Foglio.

:twisted: Here kittykittykitty.

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What do I have to do to convince people I am not a little girly man! Even my best friend makes fun of me! I swear I am going to have to become some huge muscle bound Top...

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Comrade Tortoise wrote:
What do I have to do to convince people I am not a little girly man! Even my best friend makes fun of me! I swear I am going to have to become some huge muscle bound Top...

*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
The muscle-bound Top I knew in college had all the girls wishing and praying he was bi.

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maybe its cause your boobs jiggle more than some of the girls i've dated... maybe its cause its damn funny to get you pissed off, maybe its the way you put a rainbow flag on as a cape and dance around singing "captain faggot"?

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What do I have to do to convince people I am not a little girly man! Even my best friend makes fun of me! I swear I am going to have to become some huge muscle bound Top...
I'd start with not biting people as a first resort in combat.
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Wow. I actually got another mention. I feel rather flattered.

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'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
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Just remember.

Quote:
christinamzc (3:21:03 PM): my boobs are safe
DarekSilver001 (3:21:10 PM): but their covered
christinamzc (3:21:15 PM): and then I've won
christinamzc (3:21:24 PM): me.
christinamzc (3:21:59 PM): I've won because I control all the power.....I've got the POWER!!!!!
DarekSilver001 (3:22:20 PM): ....your She-ra?
christinamzc (3:22:32 PM): yes
christinamzc (3:22:36 PM): didn't you know?


...and you're just jealous.

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Remember, children. If it's not the end of the month, and the Tornado Sirens are roaring, this means run to the basement NOW

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K. (pagan friend of mine) : (tev)!! I've come up with the perfect Business Idea!
Tev : ... Oh? What's that?
K : Ready for it? "Post-Rapture Pet Care Service"
Tev : ... Huh?
K : Think of it! Pets don't go to Heaven in the Rapture, so they'll be left behind! For a small up-front fee, all these Christians going off to Heaven with the Rapture can be assured their darling pets are cared for!
Tev : :shock: What's pitiful is someone would actually pay for that. :roll:


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