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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:50 am 
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(11:28:46 PM) steeleffigy: I'll have you know for the record that the Spiderman piece took me 30 minutes of true, honest effort to get right
(11:28:59 PM) General Havoc: and I'll have you know that you are an asshole.
(11:30:51 PM) steeleffigy: I am the avatar of kindness, happiness, hugs, stabbing people in the face, and bunnies.
(11:33:02 PM) General Havoc: You are the avatar of shitheadery.
(11:40:57 PM) steeleffigy: BUNNIES.
(11:41:30 PM) steeleffigy: why do you hate the rabbits, Havoc? What terrible evil have they done to you?
(11:41:41 PM) steeleffigy: other than the rabid hordes of them, of course
(11:42:55 PM) General Havoc: They are associated with you. I hope they all die of Herpes.
(11:43:42 PM) steeleffigy: that you'd wish something horrible like herpes on undeserving innocent creatures like bunnies says sad things about you
(11:43:57 PM) steeleffigy: sad, sad, awful things.
(11:44:50 PM) General Havoc: GUILT BY ASSOCIATION. ERGO HERPES.
(11:45:41 PM) steeleffigy: so you would tar an entire species just because they were in hard times and took on questionable work?
(11:45:48 PM) General Havoc: YES
(11:45:52 PM) General Havoc: FUUUUUUCK YOU
(11:45:54 PM) steeleffigy: such prejudice
(11:46:08 PM) General Havoc: Extreme prejudice
(11:46:11 PM) steeleffigy: such anti-rabbit sentiments will not look favorably on you
(11:46:18 PM) General Havoc: As in termination with.


Havoc hates freedom fries. And bunnies.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 1:25 pm 
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This is what writers plotting stories look like.

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Kristene: OK. We can do that.
I think I'm stuck on the original.
We could go a different route.
Maybe they don't go purposefully hunting? Maybe their down in the backwater tunnels for some other reason and...LIZARD! Either way, I prefer Gelsh saving her.
And not in some big HERO fashion, just very matter of fact.
me: But what's the story, though? What do we used this to move along, and in what way?
Kristene: Well, the original was all about confidence building.
me: Yeah, but in this one we haven't had Gelsh take on a mentor role just yet. We've got a much more paranoiac PO this time around. I want a lizard and I want to kill it, but I want to do something different yet productive here.
Brb.
Kristene: OK
me: And my last line is so damned reflective of the hilarious absurdity of plotting conversations.
Kristene: HA!
I know, I laughed too.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 5:37 pm 
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More behind-the-scenes writing fun.

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Kristene: So, I was thinking about our lizard thing. We should figure out where it lives, what it eats, how big it is, and how it can be killed.
me: In the caves, anything with meat, this big *spreads arms really wide*, stabbing with pokey things.
Kristene: NIce.
So I assume other critters populate the caves?
me: Yeah, they've pretty much wiped them out, but the big as my arms spread snake-lizard is the one thing they back off on, because is has big pointy teeth and a sore disposition.
Kristene: Right.
Are they like rattlers? Hard to kill? Keep trying to bite even when the head's cut off?
me: Naturally. Also they spasmically coil up around the nearest heat source and crush it to death as they go.
Kristene: Fun.
me: Oh they laugh while they're doing it.
Kristene: Naturally.
me: I mean, the cut-off head just cackles all evil-like.
Kristene: I like that image.
me: Kind of a Butthead laugh.
Kristene: I'll have a nightmare about it tonight.
me: "Heh heh heh."
Kristene: Eeeeeeeeeeee

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:28 am 
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'Shadow stories' are the short stories we write to accompany the main novels. Kris has one she's going to release for the first novel, I have one for the second.

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Kristene: See, I think it's telling that my shadow story is about a young girl overcoming the odds and family bonding together in the face of tyranny. And your shadow story is the heartwarming yet tragic tale of a borderline sociopath who is cut down in his prime.
I thought...
Yep.
That sums us up nicely.


I might add that ending the story with that little shit going obliviously to his death with a smile on his lips and a song on his heart was soooooo satisfying.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 5:15 am 
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Talking about Sparta

Cyncat: Frigid, you sound like a man who has sex with his wife

Frigid: I would have to have a wife first...

Cyncat: But... how are you going to have sons before you are killed in battle?

Frigid: Very carefully?

Cyncat: But... how dare you join the Marine Corps without being married and.... closing your eyes and think of Alcibiedes in order to produce sons?

Frigid: Well I figure if the Marine Corps wanted me to have a wife they would have issued me one.

Havoc: In Sparta they would

Frigid: Yeah, but the Romans would not have shaved her head.

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2014 4:34 pm 
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me: If you wanted to hit a whorehouse back in the day, you went to Odessa.
Churches, bars, drugs, whores, that was Odessa. And oilfield.
Kristene: Yeah, we don't have whorehouses or oilfields.
But it sounds like your kind of place, Odessa, except for the church bit.
me: Hence why it was an ideal environment for me to grow up in, yes.
Kristene: Heh.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:02 pm 
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me: Cool.
Binky is taxing my 'No Murder' stance.
Kristene: No murder? When did this silliness start?
me: He was smart enough to lay low today while the senora was in, then he buzzed out after she left.
Well, Binky's like the resident pet housefly, see.
So I decided not to kill him because he's like a companion.
But he's feeling playful right now, so he's bombing my arm and face.
Kristene: You...need to get out more.
me: What? There's nothing weird about having a pet housefly.

He smuggles cigarettes for me.


Note: I don't actually smoke, but it's a lucrative side market with the office slaves down the hall.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:04 pm 
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me: Cool.
Binky is taxing my 'No Murder' stance.
Kristene: No murder? When did this silliness start?
me: He was smart enough to lay low today while the senora was in, then he buzzed out after she left.
Well, Binky's like the resident pet housefly, see.
So I decided not to kill him because he's like a companion.
But he's feeling playful right now, so he's bombing my arm and face.
Kristene: You...need to get out more.
me: What? There's nothing weird about having a pet housefly.

He smuggles cigarettes for me.


Note: I don't actually smoke, but it's a lucrative side market with the office slaves down the hall.


You have contributed my new user quote. Thank you, Josh.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:08 pm 
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Finally I have contributed something of lasting worth to society.

My mother will be so proud!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 10:09 pm 
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As we discuss overthrowing DC leadership.

Tyson: Okay for the NSA? We mean DC Comics.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 11:54 am 
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WARNING: The links spoil Korra Book 3's finale somewhat.

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[11:46] stgarrettjr: http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/ ... 95/page-43 Check the first page.
[11:46] stgarrettjr: Er, first post
[11:51] DarekSilver001: ....oh god damn...
[11:51] stgarrettjr: Whaddya thiink?
[11:51] DarekSilver001: ....why'd you hit my Feels buttont his morning
[11:51] DarekSilver001: I was feeling deliciously dicky and evil plotting...
[11:51] stgarrettjr: And then three posts down: http://38.media.tumblr.com/c204b4530da5 ... 1_1280.png
[11:51] DarekSilver001: and now..you've undone it
[11:52] stgarrettjr: Aaaaaand this: http://38.media.tumblr.com/04f1093bc0e6 ... 1_1280.jpg
[11:52] stgarrettjr: And just to make sure: http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/ ... t-15006148
[11:54] stgarrettjr: There. My work is done..
[11:54] stgarrettjr: For fun, have some tender shipping: http://38.media.tumblr.com/6997b54e4e5e ... 1_1280.png
[11:55] DarekSilver001: Steven
[11:55] DarekSilver001: I will find you
[11:55] DarekSilver001: and murder you
[11:55] DarekSilver001: -nods slowly-

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 2:42 am 
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William Shatner is not man enough to come down in the street with Ghandi.

"Shatner! I will shove my foot where no man has gone before!"

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 1:26 pm 
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Hotfoot wrote:
William Shatner is not man enough to come down in the street with Ghandi.

"Shatner! I will shove my foot where no man has gone before!"


It loses something without the accent.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 5:35 pm 
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ME: Scottie, I just want you to know I think you're the Rodimus Prime of friends.

B4: ...Unworthy, a pale imitation to a better, a cowardly wuss?:(

ME: You so get me. You even knew to use my context instead of yours!

B4: What did I do this time?

ME: I could have called you the Ultra Magnus of friends - but I figured that was uncalled for.

B4: Well thank God for that.

ME: It's just been a while since I friendsulted you.

B4: Ah okay. . You're a great friend too, Wheelie.

Me: . . . Ass

B$: And yet you still didn't see it coming.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 9:29 am 
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Kristene: Heh. Yep. Same. My friend Wendyle, who is in her 50's, told me "Wait till you start forgetting your nouns."
Old age. Yay.
me: Well, I'm hoping that this thymus research pans out by the time we get there.
And that we can utilize it without stealing the blood of the young.
Although if need be, I know many a young moron that won't miss it.
Kristene: Well, the young have a lot of blood.
me: ...
Heh.
Kristene: Heh

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2015 12:51 pm 
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me: Yup.
Bandit has the weirdest habit.
She runs right at whatever spooks her and tries to slip past that. I think that's from having clumsy bigger brothers who can't maneuver, but damn was it annoying until I got used to it, because she would invariably spook and right right at me, clipping my ankle just as I was taking a step.
She never managed to dump me, but a couple of times it was only because I had something to grab as I pitched forward.
Now I just lift my foot and wait for her to run by.
Sent at 1:09 PM on Monday
Kristene: Ha
Bandit.
I love that your cat is still trying to kill you.

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Kristene: Last night during one of my dreams, there were a group of us standing outside at night, looking up at the night sky. Suddenly we see a group of fast moving lights that look very UFOish. So I'm pointing these out to everyone and sure enough they start descending and I see one in the distance hovering over a group of houses and bright beam of light comes out of the bottom. Suddenly every evil alien movie I've ever seen obviously invaded my subconscious and I was shouting, "They turned on the light! They turned on the light! That's bad! RUN!"

And this morning I thought that it will be sad if friendly aliens ever visit and do the light things because they will inadvertently send the western world into a panic.

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GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
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Garvin: I'm still way too young to talk about sex with Lys; my mind is so tender and innocent compared to hers.

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Lys is lily, or lilium.
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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2016 1:23 pm 
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Me
roger.
-jots that down for future reference-

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If I get a bag of dicks I'm not going to be happy

Me
I don't think you would be
what if you get a case of dicks?

B4UTRUST
Guess it depends on the quality
I mean are these dollar store dicks or Haribo quality dicks

Me
Honestly, I'm not sure. I'd hope Haribo quality if I'm paying that kinda money to send you a buncha craft herpes infested dicks

B4UTRUST
Me too. I mean if I'm going to eat a bag of dicks I at least want them to be of good quality and preferably German

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Who knew Scottie and Ben had so much in common?

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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2016 4:15 pm 
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For the record, the bag of dicks in question is this. We were discussing his issue with his ebay buyer and what an appropriate response to the situation was. My answer was to tell Allen to send the guy a bag of dicks. Later Allen asked for my address and we got this...

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So my Boyfriend and me were talking about Star Wars and his observations made me giggle.

Boyfriend: Looking it up, haha... the reason in the films the lightsaber fighting looks the same?
Boyfriend: The forms were only retroactively applied to them. They were made after.
Boyfriend: They're EU stuff.
Lys: Yeah, but they're neat EU stuff.
Boyfriend: They also follow a believable evolution.
Boyfriend: Form 1 was just "well, we used to fight with swords, now we fight with lightsabers"
Boyfriend: Form 2 was "so, lightsabers are a lot lighter and more lethal than swords, not to mention interact with each other in weird ways. we need a new style. Fencing!"
Boyfriend: Form 3 is "fencing is fun, but man, everyone's shooting at us constantly. we should like defend, all the time."
Boyfriend: Form 4 is "FUCK DEFENSE I'M A NINJA DOING FLIPS AND SHIT"
Boyfriend: Form 5 is "okay, form 4's a good idea, but the ninja flips and total aggression leave you too exposed"
Boyfriend: So it's just Form 3, but instead of waiting for your opponent to tire and fuck up, bigger emphasis on counter attacks utilizing brute force.
Boyfriend: Form 6 is "Forms 4 and 5 are too aggressive, and we're pansy Jedi. Let's just learn a little bit of everything."
Boyfriend: And Form 7 is..
Boyfriend: "I'm Mace Windu, motherfucker."

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So my Boyfriend was discussing poverty in some chatroom (he's Ninna Farakh), and this happened:

questioningwoman — and Ninna they always assume the worst and REFUSE to take explanations for anything. It's like they have no logic in their heads.

Ninna Farakh — I'm gonna be uncharacteristically polite here. This entire conversation you've talked about poor people like they're wild animals or some sort of subhuman, maybe they're not nice to you because of you.


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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2017 9:38 pm 
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Today i scratched one more item off the bucket list!

Boyfriend: It's ungodly hot.
Lys: Air conditioning!
Boyfriend: need to put it in
Lys: That's what she said!
***Lys giggles, "Never used that joke before!"
Lys: You could say i was a virgin.

Also his definition of ungodly hot amuses me. Calm down man, it's still below 90 degrees.

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Lys is lily, or lilium.
The pretty flowers remind me of a song of elves.
Something else too, perhaps in Japanese.


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