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PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:14 am 
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*knocks Petro out of the pilot's seat*

"This is my ship, son. And I'm driving!"

Watanabe's eyes get wider. "No! For the love of all that is good and decent, let someone else drive!"

"Are you asking to drive?"

Watanabe smacks me upside the head, and grabs the pilot's controls. The ESS Kearsarge looms in the distance.

"Dropship 98-India, who the hell is flying up there? You're going all over the place!"

"Minor problems, docking control. Everything's now under control... I think."

"Oh shit. You don't know how to fly, do you?"

"I'm a Marine intelligence agent, not a damn star pilot!"

And meanwhile the Klingon skipper sits confused, as the huge transport weaves back and forth, up and down, trying to fly straight. He doesn't see a nuclear anti-ship missile that is fired by the collosal Assault Ship looming in the distance. The missile impacts the BoP, obliterating it.

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Hey, I always drive! *grapples for the wheel... or yoke... or whatever*

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You know, this might not be the best time...

But there's an entire fleet of Federation starships incoming, and they're arming weapons, and aiming at us.

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Hey, I always drive! *grapples for the wheel... or yoke... or whatever*


It is called HOTAS, amigo. Hands On Throttle and Stick. :cool:

Oh wait, I forgot it's Klingon's. Duh. :sad:

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Kresh... man the weapons.

Ra... man the engines.

Petro... do... something.

And I'll take engineering... :twisted:

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*bumps Ra out of the way*

Okay, this is your captain speaking...

*initiates barrel roll*

The fasten seatbelts light is on. If you puke it, you clean it.

Let's do this thing.

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*Glares at Petro*

Nevermind, I'll be in engineering if anybody needs me, also: That Federation fleet will be here in 20 minutes, they're on a go-slow, so we're in luck.

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"Oh.... will you idiots get out of the way! How am I going to make this landing if everyone's grabbing for the fucking controls!" Watanabe screams. She shoves the others away, but they keep grabbing for the controls, trying to move her aside.

Watanabe gets out her sidearm. "That's it! Next person grabs at me gets tungsten implants!"

"Dropship 98-India, you're coming in too fast!"

"Hang on!"

Watanabe then gets the dropship back under control. After a harrowing approach, she finally lands the craft inside the dropship bay with a collosal thud. Everyone looks at her with wide eyes.

"Well, at least Troi wasn't driving!"

On the bridge of the Assault Ship ESS Kearsarge, Admiral McIntyre looks pissed.

"Who the hell was flying?"

"I was, ma'am," Watanabe confesses.

"Yeah. Well, there's a huge Federation fleet approaching. Sit back and watch the fireworks."

Fire controllers work their consoles.

"Fire at will."

The Kearsarge and her escorting destroyers open up, firing swarms of thermonuclear missiles and particle beams. Streaking out far beyond the Federation's puny range, their ships soon start dropping like flies from the intense explosions, each missile packing 100 megaton warheads, far in excess of a photorp. Other ships are pounded into submission by particle beam impacts.

"Launch fighters."

Several flights of FS-42 Tempest fighters leave the Kearsarge, tearing up Peregrin fighters with their missiles. Then, they help the capships in thier slaughter of the Feds.

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*Watches the fireworks*

Nice... :twisted:

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"'Scuse me, Dak,"

He slid into the co-pilot's seat, then looked at the button that says 'eject pilot'.

"I wonder what this does..."

He pressed the button and watched Watanabe get launched into the starry void.

"Okay, right, as I was saying, the no smoking sign is permanently off, so I can smoke my cigars..."

He got out a cigar.

"Now, let's see how this bird handles."

Slams the etheric rudder hard left while twisting the yoke, initiating a hard spiral roll.

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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Watanabe waves a hand in front of Petro. "You must be using some Sanet depressent. I'm still here, and we landed... thirty minutes ago."

"And missed one hell of a fireworks show," General McKenzie laughed as the broken hull of a Galaxy-class starship floats past. "But that's the last time I let YOU fly!"

"Hey, sir, it isn't easy to land a ship that big!"

"Try docking one this big," the Kearsarge helmsman mutters.

"Well, now that we're safe and aboard, why don't we head down to the officers' mess, and grab a few?" Watanabe suggested.

"Sounds good to me."

Admiral McIntyre then smirks. "And you're buying, General."

"Damn!"

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Blink.

Blink blink.

"I'm fine."

Turns to vomit, then passes out.

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Petrosjko wrote:
Blink.

Blink blink.

"I'm fine."

Turns to vomit, then passes out.


*takes over the cockpit*

Hmmm.... Nice HOTAS setup. Not as good as MiG-29, but this one still allows fly-by-wire override.

*executes immelman, followed by split-S*

*executes frantic scissor maneuvers*

*notices everyone is getting pale*

MUAHAHA!!!

*executes vertical barrel roll*

*executes Cobra Pugachev*

*executes low yo-yo*

*notices Jon is vomiting*

*executes spiral dive*

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*takes a swig of his Scotch, then fires a few rounds at Kresh with his Desert Eagle*

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OOC: Uh, Kresh, how do you pull a Pugachev Cobra in a 100,000 + ton dropship? It maneuvers like a beached whale.
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"Well, we have any alcohol known to man," Watanabe boasts. "Beer, Scotch, Whiskey, Sake, Vodka, you name it."

"And Romulan Ale," McKenzie adds. "I picked it up on the way here. 2218, very good vintage."

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*raises a Glass of Sake* Cheers!

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*pulls himself upright*

Okay, didn't need those internal organs anyway. LET THE DRINKING RESUME!

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*empties a third bottle of Romulan Ale*

This stuff ain't 'alf bad.

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Dakarne wrote:
*takes a swig of his Scotch, then fires a few rounds at Kresh with his Desert Eagle*


*dodges the bullets in a Matrix-esque style*

*sips his Martini*

*stomps on Dakarne's testicles* This stuff is good! *stomps* Good! *stomps* EX-CE-LLENT!! *stomps stomps stomps*

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*Steps in through the door behind Kreshna*

This is why I keep clones.

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Voice of God: Your Adventures end soon, enjoy it while it lasts....

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Ookay... *Teleports away*

I usually don't stick around for the ending.

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Wow, it's as if 24 hours magically passed, and I'm now experiencing the massive hangover.

*turns to vomit*

Then again, it's like nothing changed...

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*Pcm tries to knock on the door, but slices it in half instead* Damn. That wasn't expensive, was it?

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*casts "Mending" on the door*

Don't make me keep doing that

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