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(OOC: No weirder than the image of a Dreadnought knocking on a door.)

Why would I want to make you keep doing that?

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Wait didn't I teleport out...

*gets slowly drawn towards the rapidly increasing plothole behind him*

HEEELLP!!!

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*Leaps on Dak to save him*

Oh, yeah. I'm 20 feet tall and made of Adamantium. Alright down there, little guy?

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I'm 8-feet tall, and made out of Vampirium... so yeah... I'll live

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Vampirium? Blend those genres, boy!

Says the Black Mage in a Dreadnought. Nosir, no hipocracy here.

BACK TO BUSINESS! *Kills random person*

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I'm not blending any genres...

I'm an 8-foot-tall Vampire Scotsman Archmage... is that too hard to believe?

*shoots a random person* I also have a desert eagle.

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Like I said, we're all doing some genre-blending here.

*Transforms into the Batmobile*

See what I mean?

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*turns into a Super-Saiyajin*

Yeah...

*spends the next three episodes powering up*

KA ME HA ME HA!!! *Blasts random person, and turns back to normal*

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Poor Random Person.

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Yes...

Random Person... we barely knew you, you remain in our hearts and memories...

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Also in our gunsights.

*Shoots Random Person, just to be sure*

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"Stop blasting random people! We have enough of a mess to clean up already!"

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We aren't...

We're shooting Random Person...

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"Oh... In that case... carry on!"

"But, sir!" Random Person yells.

"Shaddap!"

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*splashes Random Person with cold water, turning him into a woman*

:twisted: (Cookie for the Reference of course*

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(Ranma)

"You fucking ASSHOLES! I have a fucking HANGOVER HERE!"

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*Splashes Petrosjko with the same water*

I'm such an Evil Git.

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...

He looks the same.

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Well... we always did say that he was just a big girl didn't we?

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*rises to his feet with considerable dignity*

I'm hung over. I'm smoking an ultralight cigarette every other hour or so as part of my effort to quit.

There is no tequila near me.

In short, I'm sick, fucked up, and now, I'm all wet.

*wipes off mouth with back of hand*

Who wants to die first?

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*Hands Petro tequila*

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*grabs bottle and wanders off, hugging it to his chest and cooing softly*

There there, it's okay...

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*Teleports away, before DS turns the universe off*

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*Teleports into pocket plane*

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