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Er...

*looks around at the pile of corpses they'd already manufactured in the 'rescue effort'.*

Ahem.

Good to see you're back, Dart.

*looks at the strange street sign*

Guys, I don't even think we're in the UK. This is the last time we let Kreshna navigate...

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*Translates the streetsign through a successful lore check, and recieving 10XP*

Okay... we're in the Underdark, isn't that nice :roll:

KRESHNA!!! *Generates a ball of fire in his left hand*

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Be careful with that, man. It took aaaaaages to get this paint scheme perfect.

That said, *Buzzsaws whir* As long as we're here...

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*shrugs and reloads the shotgun, looks over at Dakarne* Okay, this is your town and all... don't suppose you know where there's a good strip club?

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((Pre-emptive split committed so Dart can keep his thread.))

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Well... yes, I do know of some strip clubs, but since this is a matriarchical society, we're best off visiting the local temple, since the priestesses don't like clothes all that much.

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Strip, as in STRIP THE FLESH FROM THEIR BONES? Muahaha!

*Ahem* Sorry. I'm fine now. *Buzz buzz*

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No, they strip as in, Strip the clothes from their flesh...

Although, the only pole-dancers in the Underdark are, most unfortunately, male... It's a side-effect of the Matriarchical society...

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*sighs* No wonder you ran for England as soon as you could.

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Yep...

It's a sad existence here in the Underdark... very sad.

Of course, if a Matron "Selects" you... you get to have a very kinky and enjoyable existance.

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Yeah, until she gets bored and has you sacrificed to Lloth.

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That's the reason I left... she got bored... after about 19 years.

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Say...

*points* Would that be her?

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Ironically... it is.

*charges up his magic* Here's revenge for trying to sacrifice me...

*Stops* Shit, damn my anti-rape morals

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Don't worry, I'll do it for you.

*faster than logically possible, a strangely glowing chainsword whips across and cleaves the matron mother in two, from left shoulder to right hip*

Something like that?

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Thanks for killin' 'er, she was a bitch

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It appears you've dropped your bag of ellipses, Dak. Here's a few, they're handy to put at the end of sentences: ...............................................

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Ah...

Thanks... a... lot... these... will... come... in... useful...

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Alright Christopher Walkin. That's enough out of you.

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Whoa, whoa. Don't have them all at once! That gives you indigestion and Captain Kirk syndrome.

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I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

However...

Nice work Cleric.

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Well, the villain of the piece was eliminated with contemptuous ease. Guess that means we can spend the rest of the story wandering about and amusing ourselves...

Y'know what this town needs? A good Viking rampage...

*lights a torch*

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Let me get da boyz for this one.


FOR THE 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOORDE!!!!

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Let me transform into the most deadly melee army leader known to man.

Of course, I'll have to wear a skirt and no underwear...

*Dakarne is suddenly replaced by a 6'4 Scotsman, wearing naught but a bloodstained shirt, a kilt, some boots, and holding a Claymore*

*A Massive army of scotsmen join him*

Fer Scotland! :twisted:

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What about Worf though? He'd kick your Scotsman's ass.

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