Fantasy Gaming, SciFi and Irreverence

*Pokes head out from door, sees Kitten and Dak gaping at the next door down*

What the hell are you doing there? Give them some goddamn privacy or tell 'em to shut up, and come here if you were looking for me...

*scurries through as quick as his four legs can carry him*

That. Was. Disturbing.

I mean, I've seen ugly people before but... damn!

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*squeaks and pulls the door closed and runs to Elfie-kin* oh my oh my oh my oh my....*covers eyes somewhere between laughing and crying, hides under the bed in Elfie's room*

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Terminally Flirtatious : Gotham Grrl : Imp-kin : Comm Major : NOT a Blonde : Empyrean Night~Good Friends don't let friends die
"Oh, pipe down! It's not like you've never been bound and gagged before." - Harley Quinn.

*shapeshifts into a Drow form (yes, with clothes)... for some semblance of his original life*

I wonder *creates a small spark of flame with his index finger*

YES!!!

I've still got my Archmage Powers...

*shapeshifts back into a black cat*

I'll keep this form for a surprise tactic however.

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-knocks quietly on el's door-

um...are you decient? and if you are....do you have any ideas where we are going next? and when?

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He is my soldier, the love of my life and one day I will be a proud army wife
If he should be called to duty I will wait for him standing tall, for he is my soldier, my hero, after all.

*pokes head out of the door, and looks down the corridor*

We're in here, don't go in there whatever you do!

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*Kicks the damn cat out of the way* Fuck you...

Impish, leave that poor couple alone!

Now. Where'd I put my flask... *starts poking about in coat*

*Hisses at Elheru*

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-frowns- i knocked on your door.... looking for you....

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He is my soldier, the love of my life and one day I will be a proud army wife
If he should be called to duty I will wait for him standing tall, for he is my soldier, my hero, after all.

The room numbers got mixed up...

*glares at Elheru*

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Right, right. Sorry. Come right in. Mind the crossbow. Someone toss the damn cat into the horse trough or give it to a violin maker...

-walks in the room and perches on the edge of the bed- mmm... so when are we going? and where to?

-looks at the cat and shrugs-

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He is my soldier, the love of my life and one day I will be a proud army wife
If he should be called to duty I will wait for him standing tall, for he is my soldier, my hero, after all.

*shapeshifts into an 8 foot tall barbarian and smacks Elheru around the head, and then reverts back*

I may look like a cat... but I'm some sort of shape-shifting archmage

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*picks the kitty up, and sticks it in knapsack* shush you.

*flops onto the bed* ooooooooooooh feather bed!*glees, purrs and enjoys the softness, and the smell of birdies wheee*

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Terminally Flirtatious : Gotham Grrl : Imp-kin : Comm Major : NOT a Blonde : Empyrean Night~Good Friends don't let friends die
"Oh, pipe down! It's not like you've never been bound and gagged before." - Harley Quinn.

Yeah. Enjoy the lice, chiggers, ticks, fleas, and assorted bedbugs too. That's why I have my roll on the floor... at least you can whack rats... *lights up another cigar*

*Puffs out cloud of verdant green smoke* I told him to show up here at this time... M'Haela? Did I or didn't I tell him to be here now?

You certainly did, friend Elf. Shall I summon him?

Nah, don't bother, he's not the type that reacts very well to being... summoned. On the other hand. Should we?

*shrugs* I daresay we could. Whether we should is another matter entirely. With personages from... there we should not take chances.

*Sighs, blows out more green smoke* I suppose so...

*purrs and points out her flea collar* don't need to worry about those*purrrs* so who are we waiting for?

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Terminally Flirtatious : Gotham Grrl : Imp-kin : Comm Major : NOT a Blonde : Empyrean Night~Good Friends don't let friends die
"Oh, pipe down! It's not like you've never been bound and gagged before." - Harley Quinn.

You sure you want to know? *contemplates sigil on flask moodily*

*whispers* M'haela?

*A whispered exchange occurs*

Ahhh... feck it... but M'haela? You can get me out of this, right? Riiiiiight? Please tell me I'm right...

We shall see. I can rescue you, but I cannot guarantee that you shall be in one piece.

Gah. Well. That'll have to do. *pulls out chalk and begins diagramming a mystic circle*

*watches, with eyelids half closed* what are you drawing, flips self and watches interestedly* can i help?

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Terminally Flirtatious : Gotham Grrl : Imp-kin : Comm Major : NOT a Blonde : Empyrean Night~Good Friends don't let friends die
"Oh, pipe down! It's not like you've never been bound and gagged before." - Harley Quinn.

*scratches self, and notices the tiny bugs, and his eyes widen*

SHIT!

I have fleas for fuck's sake.

You could've warned me...

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*giggles* Little Kitty, get used to it, if there'a a bug out there it'll find you, is why i got myself a flea collar....

besides wait till we get somewhere cold, most of them will die then

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Terminally Flirtatious : Gotham Grrl : Imp-kin : Comm Major : NOT a Blonde : Empyrean Night~Good Friends don't let friends die
"Oh, pipe down! It's not like you've never been bound and gagged before." - Harley Quinn.

*scratches*

I can't wait that long!!!

I could probably shapeshift into something scaly to try and get them off...

*tries, but can't summon up the concentration due to the fleas*

You have got to be kidding me...

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*giggles, and scritche sthe kitty* We could get you a flea collar, but i'm not giving you mine.

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Terminally Flirtatious : Gotham Grrl : Imp-kin : Comm Major : NOT a Blonde : Empyrean Night~Good Friends don't let friends die
"Oh, pipe down! It's not like you've never been bound and gagged before." - Harley Quinn.

Understandable... I wouldn't wish you to go through this hell...

*scratches again*

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*laughs merrily* you think i haven't? ONe simply learns to take the nice bed with the ticks with a garin of salt, they don't eat tooo much y'know....

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Terminally Flirtatious : Gotham Grrl : Imp-kin : Comm Major : NOT a Blonde : Empyrean Night~Good Friends don't let friends die
"Oh, pipe down! It's not like you've never been bound and gagged before." - Harley Quinn.

well...

I wouldn't wish you to go through it... again

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