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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:16 am 
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Lindar wrote:
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*squirms* Lindar! Hands out of my pants...that's not a weapon, no matter how big it is.


*unclips the chain, opens it and pours the contents into sack, then hands it back, reluctantly, but now it's empty*


Ha ha! My wallet doesn't have a chain. You just took the one I pocketed from Petrosjko. :)

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Now Walpie, dear Walpie, i promised that i wouldn't do anything unrational... I'm perfectly rational!!!!*waves hands in the air* Give us Ace... or... uhm... ok ... that's not the right line...*debates what line SHOULD use, 'cause doesna really wanna die*


"Give us Ace or give us candy" I believe is what you were going to say.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:17 am 
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Robert Walper wrote:

"Give us Ace or give us candy" I believe is what you were going to say.

No because... there's no amount of candy that can replace our Ace

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:52 am 
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How about "Give us Ace or give us Ace"?

Leave the bastards no choice!!!

(pulls out Lightsabre and Chainsword, and is wearing Librarian (40k) armour) Let's kick arse!

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:38 am 
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I don't know whether to hit you, for making me get out my army of Jedi-Ninja-Samurais

Or to say: Yay, you're back!

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:45 am 
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That's it! My chaos marines won't wait forever! Fuck it, I'm going in anyway.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:53 am 
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To get who?

Or just to blow the place up?

If it's the latter, Wait for us (gestures to about 1,000 Jedi/Ninja/Samurai/Whatevers).

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:13 am 
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I just feel like destroying something beautiful...

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The Cleric wrote:
I just feel like destroying something beautiful...


Find anything that looks the least like you. :razz:


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Robert Walper wrote:
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I just feel like destroying something beautiful...


Find anything that looks the least like you. :razz:


ZING! True, but aing nontheless.

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Okay... Fine, let's move out!!!

(watches as random pedestrians are sliced apart by black-robed, Lightsabre Wielding Psychopaths...)

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Dakarne wrote:
Okay... Fine, let's move out!!!

(watches as random pedestrians are sliced apart by black-robed, Lightsabre Wielding Psychopaths...)


Dude. I'm bringing CHAOS marines. People are going to be gibbering idiots at the sight of them, much less the smell.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:59 am 
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Yes, the Black Robed Psychopaths (read: my psychopaths) are killing said gibbering idiots, and I, for one, am enjoying the show.

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....

We just went from a decently planned military operation with a good rigout and contingency planning...

...to chaos marines, gibbering idiots and the poor people driven insane by the chaos marines. And Lindar... Who decided to let her have a bag of infinite holding full of sugar?! Who?!

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What, you guys just keep talking? We gotta' rescue Ace!

*sneaks into the bunker*

OMFG, they're interrogating the kid!

*spray the room using MP5*

Ha! Don't worry Ace, we're gonna' get you the hell outta.... hey, you're not Ace!

*hears a lot of footsteps*

Fuck, it's a trap!

*turns to the poor bastard who's tied on the chair*

Where is Ace? Where is he?? Refuse to talk, huh?

*stomps on the testicles* Where (stomps) is (stomps) Ace???? (stomps, STOMPS!)

*the footsepts are getting closer*

Alright, I deal with your testicles later.

*throws grenades outside, then takes cover behind the door*

KA-BOOM!!!

Bwahaha! Eat that, motherfuckers!!

*the enemy keeps coming; now with tanks, APCs, and mechas*

What? Still more of them?

*climbs to a helicopter, then starts the engine*

Hmm... What is this button labelled 'napalm'?

*pushes the button, then takes a look at the incinerated bunker down below*

Oh, that was fun! Can I push the button again? Of course I can!

*pushes, pushes, pushes*

Oh, wait. What are those on the horizon? *notices two pursuing fighters*

Shit, they're launching AMRAAMs. KAN to bridge, one to beam up!

*materializes on the Death Star bridge*

Man, the planet is so hostile. Commence Primary Ignition.

*laughs maniacally as Earth explodes*

Well, now Earth is completely neutralized, I guess we can proceed with the operation to rescue Ace.

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Yes, this means The ACE is back, I died due to a PSU failure owing NOT to a sandstorm(fuck you Dart, that was city noise ;)) but to heat. The PSU is replaced, the HSF will be replaced and a pair of GPU capaciators were re-soldered.


Oh, he's back now. Never mind. *whistles innocently*

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:49 am 
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*nukes Tel Aviv*

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The Landing Zone is clear now. Alright people, go find and rescue Ace. Move, move, move!

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Alright, how many posts until this thread evolves into a brutal TGOD, exloding planets, destroyed universes, and stompted testicles?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:13 am 
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I'd give it four.

*Nod commandoes rush out of their black helicopter, led by Ra (who is wearing Nod fatigues, and a red beret). They drop several kidnappers, and move into a staging point.*

"Tango down!"

"Clear."

"Clear."


Ra: "In position."

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