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Me: "The advantage of having a Lasombra mentor is that they've got a lot of heat. The disadvantage of having a Lasombra mentor is that they will expect you to live up to Lasombra standards."

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[19:08] TevarTahalshia: I'm the GM
[19:09] MGillis123: Do you make them call you Game Mistriss?
[19:09] TevarTahalshia: No... G o D
[19:09] TevarTahalshia: Goddess of Dice

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IRWriter86: Wouldn't be the first time.


Eight's possible interactions with the party.

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My friend Steve, after his Vampire character met a bunch of powerful, dangerous, and possibly corrupt people that want to ally with him and undoubtedly have a sinister agenda:
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Why do you do this to me? It's almost as if you know this is my weakness.

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On opening a planar rift from the Elemental Plane of Ale to the Astral Plane and a comment that while the source of ale is infinite, the flow rate is not:
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If the Plane of Ale had any gravity at all the pressure over the rift would be infinite because it's based on height of liquid above it, which is infinite...

The force acting on the Ale by that of the infinite height of Ale above it would exert an infinite force on the Ale, resulting in infinite acceleration. In an infinitesimal amount of time, an infinite amount of ale would shoot out of the rift at infinite speed.

Therefore, the rate of flow of Ale into the astral plane is infinite.

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Dana: So my character has the Hunted flaw and they told me it was probably best to go with a powerful Tzimisce. Some icky stuff went on and I burned down his house.

Me: What? You believed them when they told you that? You poor, poor bastard.

Freakboy: Yeah, we said you would enjoy making up a powerful Tzimisce NPC. It's good.

Me: I see you don't need Discipline powers to use Dementation on your fellow players. [Turns to Dana] You're fucked.

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[15:21] HotfootB5: Duty?
[15:22] TevarTahalshia: Marcao's talking about his weapon and armor being "Honor" and "Duty"
[15:22] HotfootB5: lol
[15:22] TevarTahalshia: So... to talk to Marcus while in Armor, I'll call him "Duty"
[15:22] TevarTahalshia: You're Horny
[15:22] HotfootB5: Call the wookie "Furry", I dare you
[15:22] TevarTahalshia: And Dewaddik is Dewd
[15:23] TevarTahalshia: I'm not That Stupid

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Fighter: What's so hard about using a sword? You stick the sharp end in the other guy. Simple!
Me (A Healer, holding a staff): I still can't get that right, see? *waves staff*


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I always knew you were... "special."

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[21:57] TevarTahalshia: *reads his post... fans self*
[21:57] TevarTahalshia: Oh my
[21:58] Marcao: bah.
[21:58] Marcao: if it had been you, I would have done a lot better.
[21:58] Marcao: everytime, I closed my eyes I kept picturing general hammond with red hair.

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[22:27] IRWriter86: And I've been talking with Havoc about how each of our characters are going to be trying to turn the other in the KotOR game.
[22:29] TevarTahalshia: Great... inter-party fighting
[22:29] TevarTahalshia: Do it on my ship and I'll space both of you
[22:29] IRWriter86: It's not going to be fighting. We'll just have constant philosophical debates. Possibly while I'm kicking the shit out of him in a spar.
[22:29] TevarTahalshia: Ok.
[22:43] IRWriter86: IRWriter86: I'm sure they'll get into plenty of debates about that too...
IRWriter86: Christ they shouldn't be allowed to bunk together...
[22:43] IRWriter86: Havoc and I.
[22:43] TevarTahalshia: Great, I'm going to be playing 'mom'.. YOU! Starboard side! YOU, Port Side.
[22:44] TevarTahalshia: Dewaddik? Next one to say anything, pull his arms off.
[22:45] IRWriter86: "Dewaddik, we both have lightsabers and are not afraid to use them."

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A snatch and grab mission that is a staggering, barely successful clusterfuck, despite overwhelming PC superiority. Comment is by Dana, ex-Canadian Military.
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Dana: You know the show Secrets of the SAS? This isn't how the SAS do it.

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[17:05] BraidedShinigami: *laughs* the subtle differences between Rheonix and I...
[17:05] agentfisherSDnet: Oh?
[17:05] BraidedShinigami: I kill myself to free imaginary skittering spider-things that feed off of memories and dreams that were using my body as a breeding ground
[17:05] BraidedShinigami: he stops armageddon
[17:06] agentfisherSDnet: WTF?
[17:07] BraidedShinigami: in academia's game
[17:07] BraidedShinigami: he stopped a world-ending bad guy and died in the process
[17:07] BraidedShinigami: I slit my wrists to let the spider-things free from me
[17:07] agentfisherSDnet: See, this is why we always say 'Oh fuck" when you join a mind bending game.

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ST: All of them.

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IRWriter86: Are you going to be throwing your hat in the Transformers game?
genhavoc: I'm thinking about it. Not sure what to go with.
IRWriter86: Well I'm going to be beating you to the esoteric character design quite possibly (might not be playing Shellshock).
genhavoc: Oh?
genhavoc: That sounds like a challenge to me
IRWriter86: I'm planning on playing a Joe.
genhavoc: I was GONNA play something simple like a Tank
genhavoc: But no, no, now I shall play a Nazi doormat animated through black magic
IRWriter86: That doesn't even...
IRWriter86: But...
IRWriter86: What?
braidedshinigami: Fuck it
braidedshinigami: I'm playing Hitler
IRWriter86: Ohhh...
braidedshinigami: as a binary bonded powermaster
braidedshinigami: There
braidedshinigami: Top that shit
braidedshinigami: BITCHES
genhavoc: ROTFL
IRWriter86: I'll play zombie De Gualle, his eternal spirit bonded to the power of the matrix.
genhavoc: Robo-Stalin.
IRWriter86: Wait, wait. Zombie De Gaulle, whose body is inhabited by the ghost of Rasputin.
braidedshinigami: ...
braidedshinigami: still can beat you
braidedshinigami: Powermaster Hitler
braidedshinigami: who is the powermaster binary bonded tooo
braidedshinigami: Hornet
IRWriter86: FUCK
genhavoc: ...
genhavoc: Oh shit.
genhavoc: Ohhh shit...
genhavoc: Well then fuck him
genhavoc: I'm playing Wheeljack
genhavoc: "Hornet, Sleep"
IRWriter86: Owned.
IRWriter86: HAHAH
IRWriter86: Zombie De Gualle, inhabited by the ghost of Rasputin, scion to Unicron.
braidedshinigami: I don't know
braidedshinigami: I think Hitler binary bonded to Hornet is still worse
IRWriter86: Yeah might be...
braidedshinigami: at least with De Gaulle and RAsputin you kind of expect it
IRWriter86: ...
IRWriter86: HA!
IRWriter86: Zombie De Gualle, inhabited by the ghost of Rasputin, turns into a robot that powerlinks with Grimlock.
braidedshinigami: o.O
braidedshinigami: hmmm
braidedshinigami: you win this time
braidedshinigami: asshole

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[18:00] agentfisherSDnet: Hmm, good point. I forgot that the thing might be booby trapped. All I need is an IED to go off as I reach it.
[18:05] IRWriter86: You people and your paranoia...
[18:05] agentfisherSDnet: Yeah. I used to be a trusting naive player. I don't remember if you were in the same shadowrun game as me, but after years of playing with all you guys, I'm fucking paranoid as hell.
[18:06] IRWriter86: It's not like anyone has ever said "That's because paranoia is the only (somewhat) safe bet with you GMing" to me...
[18:06] IRWriter86: *cough*
[18:08] agentfisherSDnet: Oh wait...
[18:08] agentfisherSDnet: I thought you were DS. I was going to tell him good point for having Mark25 scan the van.
[18:08] agentfisherSDnet: Still, I don
[18:08] IRWriter86: Hahaha.
[18:08] agentfisherSDnet: Still, I don't trust you.
[18:09] IRWriter86: It's a good instinct.

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genhavoc (7:47:09 PM): It said something like "Can I please eat the Rodian", didn't it?"
magithis (7:50:11 PM): Ew, I'm not eating you. I don't know where you've been. Health issues there. Plus I don't even know what sauces go right with you, it would simply be impossible!
genhavoc (7:50:37 PM): Oh come on!
genhavoc (7:50:45 PM): Everyone knows you cook Rodians in a Light Cream sauce
genhavoc (7:50:48 PM): With Garlic

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[21:08] IRWriter86: Can I have a "pew pew" Autobot Brand Rifle-pistol?
[21:08] darksilver: no
[21:08] darksilver: pew-pew Autobot-brand pistol-rifles are usually still many-sizes larger than the average human
[21:08] IRWriter86: Oh hey!
[21:09] IRWriter86: I can weild Megatron!
[21:09] darksilver: .........
[21:09] IRWriter86: *wield
[21:09] darksilver: if he Transformers and lets you...
[21:09] darksilver: I would also haver accepted "I can weld Megatron!"
[21:09] IRWriter86: That would actually be more awesome.
[21:10] darksilver: Not that you'd live beyond putting the welding rod to his foot...

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[14:30] BraidedShinigami: I wonder if Hawk should come in later to a briefing with you guys and start doing the badly dubbed japanese dialouges
[14:30] BraidedShinigami: Pretending to talk without saying anything for a few seconds then making short blunt statements
[14:31] darksilver: ...
[14:31] darksilver: I'd kill him
[14:31] darksilver: wha is his power anyway?
[14:32] BraidedShinigami: to possess GM Fiat
[14:32] BraidedShinigami: great power, isn't it?
[14:33] darksilver: ....
[14:33] darksilver: I must leech off of him..

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rhoenix proves himself to be a citizen in good standing a man of taste.
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ImperialFeline (1:01:15 PM): What game?
steeleffigy (1:05:50 PM): exalted
steeleffigy (1:05:56 PM): possibly vampire
ImperialFeline (1:06:42 PM): Masquerade or that disgusting heresy known as the Requiem? *pulls back boltgun lever*
steeleffigy (1:06:57 PM): what the fuck?
steeleffigy (1:07:11 PM): I have no idea how much crack they smoked for the newest shit, but hell no
steeleffigy (1:07:17 PM): they made werewolves retarded
steeleffigy (1:07:21 PM): WEREWOLVES
steeleffigy (1:07:26 PM): that's really not okay
steeleffigy (1:07:49 PM): no, this will be older type
ImperialFeline (1:07:58 PM): So you agree that the Requiem is disgusting heresy. Excellent citizen. May the Emperor be with you. Continue with your business.
steeleffigy (1:08:20 PM): a blight on the ass of all gaming, yes

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[22:18] TevarTahalshia: ............
Wow... Charon's given me my own personal Assamite!
[22:18] Nitram Tahalshia: Coming to get you?
[22:19] TevarTahalshia: nope. To help me
[22:19] Nitram Tahalshia: Blood bond that fucker.

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[20:06] TevarTahalshia: Now that was a good idea that Hotfoot and Frigid had
[20:06] TevarTahalshia: Blowing chunks off the bridge
[20:06] TevarTahalshia: oh. wait.
[20:06] ImperialFeline: yes, it was
[20:06] TevarTahalshia: that means we shot first
[20:06] TevarTahalshia: FRELL!!!!
[20:06] ImperialFeline: Han Solo shot first.

What can you say? He's right.

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[19:11] irwriter86: *reads* Ok, you know what. Fuck going out there.
[19:11] irwriter86: I am not fighting sand.
[19:11] irwriter86: :-D


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